Friday, July 06, 2007

The Burning Discharge I Experienced the Other Night

Or, pics from Boom on the Bay.





As far as flaming discharges go, I'd have to say that it was more pleasant than the aftermath of an order of the Atomic Wings from Quaker Steak & Lube, but less pleasant than New Years' Eve at Disney World (or one of those hedonistic, young lust, only-get-out-of-bed-to-pee-or-raid-the-fridge weekends from my college days, for that matter). Definitely below par from what I've seen around either Mercyhurst or Lawrence Park in previous years.

On the off-chance that anyone with some degree of influence on the fireworks planning should happen to read this -- I'd suggest that next time around you launch from more than one barge, spread out a little. It'll look a lot nicer.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Was the Sky this Weekend Incredible, or What?

I drove down to Cook's Forest on Saturday afternoon, but the pictures I got during the drive itself were better than any of the ones I took at my destination.

Stay Away
'Stay Away' -- Abandoned House in Fryburg

Field and Clouds
'Field and Clouds' -- Meadow in Fryburg

Knee-High by the 4th of July
'Knee High by the 4th of July' -- Fryburg Cornfield in HDR

Red Chimney, Faulty Tower
'Red Chimney, Faulty Tower' -- Fryburg

I've got to start doing a better job of writing down where I take pictures -- I always think that I'll remember, but afterwards I don't. The ones above were taken in and around Fryburg, but the ones below here were shot further north and I can't remember for the life of me if they were north or south of Union City...

Country Road
'Country Road' -- Somewhere along PA Route 8

Clouds & Thistles
'Clouds & Thistles' -- About 10 feet away from the shot posted above it

I did get a few good shots in Cook's Forest:

Another Funky Shroom
'Another Funky Shroom' -- Cook's Forest State Park

Orton Foxglove Flowers
'Orton Foxglove Flowers' -- Cook's Forest State Park

I got a few more half-decent shots from the park that just need a little post-processing. I've just had this terrible sinus headache since yesterday (thank the same weather that gave us those clouds) and not feeling quite up to it at the moment.

Oh, and on the way home I hit the Golden Hour as I was driving through Venango, so I had to stop and get a few shots there:

Red Trim
'Red Trim' -- Route 89 in Venango

3 Silos
'3 Silos' - Route 89 in Venango

I got back into Erie at about 9 pm, so I stopped at Waldameer for some shots of the rides. I'm going to save those for another post, though.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Night Photography - Some Basics

In response to a post from the other day that had night shots of Waldameer, Eden of So Anyways asked if I could post some how-to's or tips for doing nighttime photography.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm no expert at this. But I can at least share some of the basic concepts and give a few examples. To take nighttime shots, you should have an SLR camera with an adjustable lens, either film or digital -- a point-and-shoot camera probably isn't going to cut it.

Turn Off the Flash


The first thing to do is to turn off your flash -- you won't need it unless you're doing something like a portrait against a night background (one thing I haven't tried).

Reducing Motion Blur

The most important difference between night and daylight photography is that it takes a lot longer to capture enough light to make an exposure. For that reason, you will want to use a tripod to keep your camera still -- otherwise, you'll probably end up with a very blurry image. (Although in some cases, you may want that.) In a pinch, you may be able to rest the camera body against a railing or some other solid surface to stabilize the shot.

Night Landscape Mode

If you have a newer digital SLR, you probably have a setting called 'night landscape'. Kodak just announced some new additions to its EasyShare line that have this feature, but aren't priced to bankrupt ($150-250). This is a really good starting point, especially if you want to do a sunset shot where the foreground isn't just a silhouette, or a panoramic image of a city skyline or the like. To be fair, pictures taken this way can look a bit overexposed, though, like this one:
DSC_0006

To do more advanced night photography, you need the same basic things you would need to make an exposure for any other kind of photography. Having an SLR camera with a manual setting gives you control over the following elements:

  1. Sensitivity in capturing light, via either film or a digital sensor, measured as ISO rating (somewhere between 100-4000)

  2. The size of the opening that the light comes through. This is referred to as aperture, or depth-of-field (typically between f/3.5 and f/22)

  3. The amount of light that enters the camera through the shutter, aka shutter speed. This is measured in seconds and can be as long as 30 minutes or more, or as short as 1/1000 of a second (the upper and lower limits will depend on your camera)


Understanding a little about all three will help you get better shots, night or day.

Manual Focus

In many cases, the auto-focus feature on your camera isn't going to know how to focus a night shot. You may have to switch to manual focus mode.


Optimizing ISO

Using film with a higher ISO rating, or setting the digital sensor to a higher ISO value, means that you can use a faster shutter speed and/or greater depth-of-field. The trade-off to this is that really sensitive film is expensive, and higher digital ISO settings can produce grainy images or unwanted noise (random white pixels). Here's an example of a high ISO (3200) shot:
DSC_0064

Here's an example of a relatively lower ISO shot (1000) taken with about the same amount of ambient light:
Moon Over Shorewood

Lower ISO values translate to more color saturation, so I tend to keep the ISO as low as possible and rely on the tripod and a shallow aperture (f/3.5 - f/5) to help compensate.

Optimizing Aperture

Aperture, or depth of field, determines how far into the background distant objects will remain in focus. A shot taken using a shallow aperture setting (f/3.5) requires much less light to expose than a deeper aperture setting (f/22), so keep it shallow if you can, unless you want more depth of field, like in this mid-range shot taken at an aperture of f/10:
Marina

Optimizing Shutter Speed

The faster your shutter speed, the less motion blur you get, so plan accordingly. In some cases, you want that blur for artistic effect. In others, it might keep you from capturing what you want.

Putting It All Together

Adjusting your ISO rating and depth-of-field can allow you to lengthen or shorten your shutter speed -- increasing or decreasing motion blur as desired. Increasing the aperture (making it shallow) can produce an attractive light blur in a cityscape. A higher ISO might be able to capture silhouettes of geese flying against a sunset, where a lower wouldn't.

If there's a formula to making this all work consistently, I don't know it -- I wish I did. I find that my camera's light meter is pretty reliable for taking shots of spotlit buildings, like the one below:
DSC_0018

However, I find that I have to wing it if I'm doing landscapes or scenes with a lot of bright light sources. The light meter didn't help me at all with this one -- I took shot after shot until it looked somewhat right in the LCD (which tends to show exposures brighter than they really are):
Going Up

I shoot digital these days so I tend to take 4-5 shots of the same thing at exposure levels at, above and below what the light meter suggests, and pick the best one later. (That's a really expensive habit if you're shooting film -- not sure what to tell you there.)

In a long exposure, an object in motion will seem to disappear unless it's really bright. In this shot taken near dusk, my daughter's arm was moving so it blurred out almost completely (not a great shot but it demonstrates the concept):
Motion Blur

Likewise, this shot captures a boat coming into the marina at French Creek -- the only objects bright enough to be picked up in the exposure were the ship's running lights:
The Way In
If you've ever seen a shot with a night highway full of red and white trailers -- same basic concept.

And at a slow enough exposure, waves start to look like fog:
Small Plans

That's about all I can tell you right now. Like I said, I'm still figuring out how to do this stuff. Flickr has groups for just about anything and everything, and some incredibly talented photographers -- both locally and globally. Check it out, and if you see stuff you'd like to know how to do, ask. Most people are more than happy to talk about their work and help you improve your own technique.

Happy shooting!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

My Phat New Ride

Finally got rid of the SUV and bought something smaller. P and I had purchased an 02 Ford Explorer in late 2004 -- made sense at the time because we had 4 kids (our 3 girls and our nephew) and needed the third row, but also wanted something with 4WD. It had nothing to do with status, or keeping up with the Jones' or any of that silly shit -- it was just the most practical choice under the circumstances. Whoever had the kids with them took the SUV, and whoever didn't drove the sedan.

So that worked out fine for a while. Eventually, though, my nephew went back to living with his mom and we didn't really need the third row seating very often. And when P and I split up, I took the Explorer because the loan was in my name. More often than not, I was driving alone, and with all the time I spent out driving around to take photos, the cost of gas started to really, really hurt.

I checked around at 4-5 dealerships and searched around AutoTrader for a while, and as of this afternoon, (for about the same as what I'd have paid for an 04 Dodge Neon) I have an 01 Olds Aurora. I'm liking it a lot, so far -- it has those little luxury touches, like the unusually polite 'headlights suggested' message that popped up on the message display when I was driving at dusk. There are a few quirks I have to figure out yet, like the fact that the seat seems to return to some preset position (suitable for someone much taller than me) whenever I shut off the car. Overall, it seems to drive a lot like a Lexus that my brother used to have.

From Wikipedia:

Monday, June 18, 2007

JPG Magazine Submission - Creative License Theme

I could use a little love in the form of a 'thumbs up' vote, if you're so inclined:

Some Quick Night Shots at Waldameer

I was out at Presque Isle this evening, and stopped by Waldameer about 20 minutes before they closed. I've been wanting to take some night shots there for a while now, and took a quick stroll around to get some of the rides that were still running. Of the set, the only one that I'm really happy with is the pic of the bumper cars. Next time I'll go back when I have more time to spare, plan my shots a little bit better and try to make them more interesting. I do like the color on all of these, though.

Going Up Going Down Wipeout The Deadly Spider Bumper Cars

Friday, June 15, 2007

JPG Magazine

An old friend poked me with a stick and got me to start putting some stuff on JPG Magazine, so I put on some of my favorites from Flickr.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Weirdest Search Hit Yet

This search hit just in from the Islamic Republic of Iran... 'mummified damsels'. And somehow I'm the number three site in the search results, between two pages dedicated to bondage movies. Yippee!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Dating Advice from My Wife and Other Weirdness

God my life is weird, anymore. Not just "Hey, my grilled cheese sandwich looks kinda like Jesus!" odd -- I'm talking full-blown P. T. Barnum sideshow. I've got the kind of stuff going on that nobody would believe as a short story, you know?

The thing that's outwardly the strangest is, to me, the most mundane of the lot. I take a somewhat skeptical, but not close-minded, view of the paranormal. On the one hand, nobody's come forward with anything like conclusive evidence of a haunting and there have been some famously-exposed frauds, but on the other hand, there's a mess of anecdotal evidence that spans a number of cultures. Ya know? So I've kept the door open a crack, but haven't gone outside looking.

Anyway, at some point over the winter, I came to the conclusion that I'd been seeing a ghost, or apparition, or whatever you want to call it, sitting on my staircase looking down. On at least 4-5 separate occasions now, I've been at the computer in the living room and thought that I saw my 4-yr-old daughter sitting there watching me. She does that sometimes -- just sits on the middle step without saying a word. So I didn't think much of seeing a pale, blonde girl in a white nightgown sitting there. But then I would say something, turn to look at her and find that there was nobody there. This has happened mostly around the twilight hours of morning or evening, and usually when I felt at peace and well-rested. If someone told me this, it would probably make me feel uneasy. But oddly enough, living it out doesn't have that effect. It feels perfectly fine.

Somewhat weirder was a long phone conversation I had last night with an old friend from college. By "friend", I mean a very beautiful someone who clearly had no romantic interest whatsoever in me at the time, but with whom I'd been so infatuated that I'd have walked in front of a bus if she'd suggested that doing so might be a cool thing to do. (That was a tough 6 months, let me tell you.) And what was really weird last night was coming to the realization that, even though it sounded like she hadn't changed at all, I didn't feel any of that attraction anymore. It was like talking to my sister. WTF?

But by far the weirdest has been the fact that my wife and I have been giving each other dating and relationship advice. We hang out together sometimes on breaks and lunches at work, talking and laughing (which really messes with the busybodies), but our conversations have mostly been about separating our assets (ok, debts is more like it) finalizing our separation and/or talking about who we think we might like to boink. It's probably really harming my chances of meeting anyone new at work, but I kinda don't want to meet anyone at work, so that's not necessarily a bad thing for me.

So that's my life these days. If things continue at this pace, I'll probably have a two-headed pet and the stigmata by end-of-year.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

You had me at Speed Racer...

...and when you said "Wachowski Brothers" my eyes rolled back in my head for a few seconds.



So in 2008 the guys who did the coolest thing since anime are going to pay homage to an anime classic. Sweet!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Bees, Blossoms and a Bit of Apiphobia Therapy on the Sly

My four year-old daughter, Em, has developed a bit of a fear of insects (especially bumblebees) and spiders. I'm trying not to make too big of a deal out of it, but still try to give her a little bit of exposure to them in a way that's not threatening to her.

Today she watched me outside while I was taking some pictures of the rhododendron, which just started blossoming over the past few days. I asked her to tell me whenever she saw a bee, so that I could take a picture of it. She had fun running all around it and shrieking "a bee, daddy, a bee!", and I actually got a couple of half-decent shots with bees in them. I thought bumblebees moved pretty slowly, but I guess slow is relative when you're trying to do a close-up shot (I wouldn't say 'macro' because I wasn't using a macro lens) on manual focus. This wasn't one of the bumblebees, but I thought it was pretty cool.

Ambitious

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Random Bits - StatCounter, Stop-Motion & My Estranged Wife

Statcounter: I do love da StatCounter -- especially the keyword analysis function. The post I did about zombie-proofing the house the other day seems to have fallen into one of those weird little niches -- on the first page of results for something that a couple of people Google up every day. My old blog still gets hits on the phrase "synthetic thc recipe" as regular as sunset, and about 3-4 variations of "hippie non-conformist" just about every day. I also did a 'separated at birth' comparing Monty Burns to Condi Rice, and it's apparently a big hit overseas -- I get hits from all over the EU in waves. (Incidentally, if anyone has a synthetic THC recipe, I'd be more than happy to post it.)

Stop-motion:
Today was nice and sunny, but I was stuck in the $%@ing office all day. I did, though, take a few minutes at lunchtime to snap a couple of 1/4000 second exposures of the fountain in the courtyard at work. I'll put them up on Flickr later.

My Estranged Wife (irony finger): Irony finger because we get along just fine, both at work and outside the office -- but it's finally hit the rumor mill at work in the past few weeks that we've separated and my wife's now taking the brunt of the wild speculation. People suck - especially the kind that never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Wintergreen Gorge Pics

Went back to the Gorge today to shoot some more pics. I had tried to get some slow shutter speed pictures of the water the other day, but there was so much glare that most of them didn't turn out well at all. With it being overcast, I tried again today and had much better luck:
Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall Waterfall

I also got a few miscellaneous shots that I was happy with:

DSC_0011 Green Path Mushroom Lost

Maybe I need to get on some Prozac or something, because seeing that egg on the ground (last pic in the bunch) put me in a funk for a good while. I had to go drown my sorrows in an omelet.

Vacation's over now. Back to work tomorrow, no more six-hour photo shoots for a while. Just COBOL, vbscript, VBA and the crazy people I work with.

-= sigh =-

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Monkeying Around w/ Metering & Shutter Speed

I'm in the middle of reading Bryan Peterson's Understanding Exposure, and just got through the part about shutter speed. I was also really impressed with a photo that Ron Richardson took of the sky over the lake the other afternoon.

So with yesterday afternoon having been fairly windy and having some funky stuff going on with the clouds, I thought it'd be fun to see what I could do with faster shutter speeds and some unusual metering. I ended up with a lot of throwaways, and even some of the ones I like the best have a faint lens flare, but it was a fun exercise anyway.

Backlit Tree Still Instant Breaking Waves Breaking Waves Breaking Waves

Friday, May 18, 2007

Things to Do: #1 - Zombie-proof the House...



Yesterday I went to the early matinée at Tinseltown and saw 28 Weeks Later. It had a few nagging inconsistencies and a bit of discontinuity from 28 Days Later, but overall it was a really good zombie flick. (The unintentional comic relief was when a couple of little old ladies walked into our theater by mistake during a really intense scene -- their reaction was classic.) But anyway, the movie reinforced for me something that I've known in my heart for a long time -- it pays to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse and I've just been slacking.

There are a lot of practical considerations to zombie preparedness. I look around my house and there are entirely too many windows, no firearms and nothing sturdy enough to use as an impromptu blunt weapon, except maybe the fire extinguisher. I have a camping axe, but it's out in the garage and let's face it, the zombies aren't going let me call a time-out and then wait for me to go get it. I could stash it under the mattress, but that might seem just a little weird.

Duct tape, plastic sheeting, potable water and MREs are a start, sure, but there's no substitute for having lots of scrap lumber, penny nails, and a good supply of liquor and/or gasoline to make Molotov cocktails. I'm stocked up on the liquor and duct tape from my last house party, but still accumulating the rest.

Even assuming that I somehow manage to come up with some kind of half-decent safehouse, though, there's no guarantee that someone in my rag-tag band of survivors isn't going to see a zombified relative, go Section 8 and unlock the door. If Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that people under extreme duress do goofy things like open up the front door to the walking dead.

I'm thinking of putting together a quick multiple-choice quiz to hand out to fellow survivors. It will have one question:

1) During the zombie apocalypse, you're safely behind a locked steel door. Through a gap in the barricaded window, you see a loved one staggering around with his/her face half eaten. Do you:

a. Open the door and welcome him/her inside.
b. Run outside and leave the door wide open.
c. Go into hysterics and distract your fellow survivors.
d. Mourn silently and reload the freakin' shotgun.

If you answered anything other than 'd', bug off and get somebody else killed.
If you liked 28 Days Later, go see this one. It has the same tense, creepy quiet to the down scenes and it's chock full o' zombie goodness.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Bitten by the Shutterbug

Sometime last fall, I was bitten badly by the shutterbug.

I've been into creative photography to some extent for a long time. My wife P. had taken a photography course back in college during the mid-90s, and we both got into taking pictures as a casual hobby. We had an old Ricoh manual camera that we got a lot of use out of, as well as a basic Samsung 35mm. We eventually upgraded to a Nikon N50 in about 2002-2003, which gave us an incredible difference in quality.

At about the same time we got the N50, we also got a Sony HandyCam that took digital stills. Using scanned negatives from the Nikon and uploaded pics from the Sony, I started getting into photomontage a bit.

Last spring, P. bought a Kodak EasyShare 650, which was quite a step up from the digital pics from the Sony. We both used that a lot over 2006, but I found that I was starting to get a little bit frustrated with its limitations (fixed lens, no manual control over ISO sensitivity, aperture or shutter speed). I was also starting to get more and more into photography, and spending a lot of my free time on it.

When P. and I separated in March (long story with nothing juicy or melodramatic, but still probably not ever one for da blog -- I'm not the confessionalist type) she took the EasyShare and the Nikon. At that point, I splurged and bought myself a Nikon D80. All I can say is this: OMFG, this camera rocks. I'm still learning how to use some of the more advanced features, but it's easily 5 steps above any camera I've had before it.

So if you look to the left, there's now a Flickr widget here with some (well, kind of a lot) of my photos on it. I've been shooting just about every day I don't have the girls, and some days when I do. Once I get a little better, I'm going to see if I can start selling some prints as a second income. Wish me luck!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

We'll Be Seeing More and More of This

Landlord finds mummified tenant.

If you were to automate enough of your routine financial responsibilities with a service like CheckFree, had a mail slot that opened to a foyer, and didn't have much physical contact with the outside world, your assumed presence as a utilities customer could easily continue on 'autopilot' for several years after you expired, and nobody would notice. Kinda reminds me of that old Ray Bradbury story about the house.

Weird.

Monday, October 02, 2006

A Letter to Congress from Michael Corleone


Dear Members of Congress,

It is with deepest respect that I, Michael Corleone, extend the sincere appreciation of both my own Family and that of my esteemed colleagues.

As you might expect, the rise of the online gambling industry has put a serious dent in our betting operations over the past five years. Between the clear audit trail left by electronic transactions and the tendency of online betters to wager smaller amounts than they would at back room poker games or speakeasy casinos, we had begun to fear that this lucrative industry might slip forever from our grasp.

And so it was with great surprise and pleasure that we discovered, this past Saturday, that you had chosen to pass control of this cash cow back to organized crime in the form of Prohibition.

As you know, the Prohibition of vice is our lifeblood. Without it, narcotics, prostitution and gambling would be doors that were closed to us. If we had to survive solely on extortion and other forms of naked violence, this society would hardly tolerate our presence. We would have little or no place left to thrive in America. But as long as you allow us to be the preferred suppliers of commodities that will always have significant demand, by virtue of human nature, then you guarantee our ongoing prosperity.

So once again, the heads of the Five Families extend their deepest respect and a heartfelt "grazie molto".


Sincerely,

Michael Corleone


P.S. Kudos on your recent work in Afghanistan. The supply of high-quality smack hasn't been this good in years!

Cross-posted to Bring It On.